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I had a bunch of boring meetings and issues with insurance today…. Work was so boring but also tons of problems all over the place. I was pretty stressed and done with the day So I get home and my wife was super giddy and excited…. Literally shaking with excitement, and she leads me up the stairs smiling and in our bedroom there is a basket on the bed…. In the basket is a pregnancy test… with a line through it. Agent M is a father. Obviously I was excited and surprised and all of the emotions Then in the basket is a stuffed bear. She got it for me as a gift. She then says and I quote, “this is your graduation bear” I was already pretty much in shock before she brought out my schizo anon alter ego, I just blinked in shock from the obvious and then asked her what she just said…. She says again: “THIS IS YOUR GRADUATION BEAR” once again I was a deer in headlights “oh, I mean your Father’s Day bear” My wife doesn’t even know about the drop out bear or any of the early Ye lore AND SHE SAID THIS IS YOUR GRADUATION BEAR THATS IT BOYS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT HANG TIGHT

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WE ARE BORN TO WONDER TO CREATE TO GROW WITH THE PATIENCE OF SEASONS TO SAVOR THE MYSTERY OF LIFE YET THE SYSTEM TEACHES ONLY SPEED OBEDIENCE AND CONSUMPTION WE MUST REMEMBER OUR HUMANITY OR BE LOST TO THE SYSTEM THAT TRAINS US TO BE MACHINES

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Pizza For $YzY “I’ll pay 10,000 YzY for a couple of pizzas.. like maybe 2 large ones so I have some left over for the next day. I like having left over pizza to nibble on later. You can make the pizza yourself and bring it to my house or order it for me from a delivery place, but what I’m aiming for is getting food delivered in exchange for YzY where I don’t have to order or prepare it myself, kind of like ordering a ‘breakfast platter’ at a hotel or something, they just bring you something to eat and you’re happy! I like things like onions, peppers, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, pepperoni, etc.. just standard stuff no weird fish topping or anything like that. I also like regular cheese pizzas which may be cheaper to prepare or otherwise acquire. If you’re interested please let me know and we can work out a deal. Thanks Alfie

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