I had a bunch of boring meetings and issues with insurance today…. Work was so boring but also tons of problems all over the place. I was pretty stressed and done with the day So I get home and my wife was super giddy and excited…. Literally shaking with excitement, and she leads me up the stairs smiling and in our bedroom there is a basket on the bed…. In the basket is a pregnancy test… with a line through it. Agent M is a father. Obviously I was excited and surprised and all of the emotions Then in the basket is a stuffed bear. She got it for me as a gift. She then says and I quote, “this is your graduation bear” I was already pretty much in shock before she brought out my schizo anon alter ego, I just blinked in shock from the obvious and then asked her what she just said…. She says again: “THIS IS YOUR GRADUATION BEAR” once again I was a deer in headlights “oh, I mean your Father’s Day bear” My wife doesn’t even know about the drop out bear or any of the early Ye lore AND SHE SAID THIS IS YOUR GRADUATION BEAR THATS IT BOYS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT HANG TIGHT